I was shopping at my local Target store, where I saw they had a DVD on sale for a show called "*** as Folk". The suggestive nature of the DVD made me curious.
When I returned home, the trouble began.
I began to "experiment". At first with pickles, but later, with carrots, hot dogs, and finally, a cucumber. I began to go to "alternative clubs" around my area.
I engaged in "nocturnal activities" with many "temporary acquaintances" I currently have Herpes, and my parents have disowned me. I think Target should give me two $400 gift cards for all the pain and suffering they put me through.
Further, I think they should put this DVD in some kind of locked case to dissaude any other young people like myself from a lifestyle that is both degenerate and dangerous. Thank you
Review about: Target Gift Card.