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A couple days ago I was with my wife at the local target store. I usually don't go along but wanted to get food for the upcoming football playoffs this weekend when I party with my guys.

As I was waiting for my wife to try on clothing and whatever women do for hours at a store I was bored so I looked around the electronics area where they have tv's and video games and other stuff. While waiting I pulled out my electronic vaporizing device and started using it. Within 5 seconds a employee comes over and says whats that awful smell? I reply thats my vaporizer and show him.

He looks all confused as if old dude never saw one before and walks away. As soon as I take another puff he returns and says if thats for smoking both state law and company policy prohibit smoking in the store. I tell him its not smoking, it releases a fun filled water vapor which is 100% harmless second hand and since its not tobacco its legal to use indoors. Since old dude was bothering my personal space I walked over to the grocery area while continuing to use my EVD.

Everyone gives me a evil stare as if I'm walking around naked. As soon as I start looking at the fresh produce while using my EVD some undercover security dude on a power trip runs up to me and tells me I've had a lot of complaints about my behavior, using a prohibited item and now contaminating fresh food merchandise with offensive odors. He tells me I need to leave the store NOW. I tell mr rent a cop dude to chill out and explain again it only releases fun filled water vapor, not tobacco so acceptable in pubic.

He tells me again to get the *** out so I reply whatever you say Paul Blart wanna be. As I am escorted out of the store by Barney Fife and a store manager I tell them I have 3500 friends on Facebook plus my own youtube channel and various other social media sites and will tell them all about being removed from your store for using a device I'm entitled to use. The manager sarcastically says have a nice day sir. I get in my pimped out ford diesel 350 and roll major coal by the front entrance of the store as I drive away.

30 minutes later my wife calls me saying she's done 5 laps around the store but can't find me. I tell her I was kicked out for using my vaporizer in the store and the dudes there got all in my grill about it. She replays you used it in the store???? and has the nerve to get all mad at me too and take the stores side.

I tell her if your all mad at me and take their side fine then just have your sister or mom pick you up at the store. Im certain my Facebook and social media family will take my side on the issue that myself and other people who use EVD are entitled to use in pubic buildings since ciggs are not prohibited in pubic buildings.

Reason of review: Poor customer service.

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Well dude, after reading your complaint about Target kicking you out for using your Vape device, regretfully I must inform you that you are an ***. Sorry to be the bearer of such news.

Guest

You sound like a MAJOR ***!

Go puff your toy outside like you are supposed to.

That's great that you choose to believe that its only harmless water vapor you are sharing with everyone around you. I understand that the marketers of these vapes push that idea. While independent research has found otherwise (yes, even the non-nicotine varieties).

"rolling coal" in front of the store entrance. Are you gonna tell me now that diesel fumes and particulate are harmless too?

If I was walking out with my family when this happened you would either be shot on site, or they would eventually find you tied up in your burned to the ground f350.

*** people are outbreeding the rest of us.

Please make this world a better place and kill youself now. Or at least do not reproduce!

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reply icon Replying to comment of Guest-1103510

Let me say first I have reported your threats of shooting me and tying me and burning me to the police. They can find your IP address and see where you live.

Second this is a device not a toy.

It is harmless and only releases fun filled water vapor. I thought my facebook friends would side with me but they are making fun of me.

Guess they are not my real friends after all.

Guest

You must be retarded without having down syndrome. You shouldnt vape in a public place, common sense. Save it for your house.

Guest
reply icon Replying to comment of Guest-1103502

But it is harmless and it is the rule that is retarded not me. Yeah I do save it for my house, but I have a right to use it in public because it is harmless. Go look up the meaning of harmless please and then repost.

Guest

Oh aren't you so mature - rolling coal. Seriously?

Are you 12? Oh they won't let me play with my toy, so I'm gonna poo on their doorstep.

What knowledge do you have from electronic vapor manufacturers that the output of that device is completely harmless and that absolutely no material from the vapor is emitted anywhere outside the device and your body? Studies have shown that the vapor, even after a visit to your lungs, still contains nicotine, plus all or most of the other ingredients in it. Do you even know what's in the liquid?

And really -- "entitled"?

You're entitled? Would that make vapor an entitlement?

Seems like wingers don't like entitlements.

Please do stop shopping at Target, then people won't have to deal with you or your whackjob friends, who probably are entitled to carry Ak-47s in their hands while shopping for lettuce.

Guest
reply icon Replying to comment of Guest-1096809

I am not 12, if I were would I be married? My wife can get a ride with my mother in law.

She wants her to leave me anyway because I hit her. But she cannot divorce me because she does not have enough to financially support her and she aint getting a thing.

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reply icon Replying to comment of Guest-1103698

I feel bad that your wife has to call you her husband.

Guest
reply icon Replying to comment of Guest-1103698

They knew perfectly well that you are not 12, you are just behaving like a 12 year old. That is why they made that comment.

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